Season 3 · After Week 9

The board has receipts.

Conrad leads at 8–1, with Chris second at 7–2. Lars, Brennan and Jeremy are all 6–3, ordered by points. Caleb reclaims sixth at 5–4, one game ahead of Mitch. Sean and J-Henny are 3–6; Cody, Brad and Dakota are 2–7. Four regular-season games remain before the Week 14 playoffs.

Updated November 10, 2026 · Yahoo league 533364

Official Yahoo standings
Yahoo official order · November 10

Current standings

Records, points for and points against verified after Week 9. Stat corrections may apply.

RankTeam / OwnerRecordPFPA
1Cracker of the league #CTESPNConrad8–11103.70942.66
2R.I.P. to the BirdChris7–2955.36865.30
3Air Raid LarsJohn6–31015.62891.92
4Fennel Cake MafiaBrennan6–31001.56929.38
5WARREN J REGULATORSJeremy6–3946.12921.98
6KLuv Thy NabersCaleb5–4977.10934.08
7Kakaw Alert !Mitch4–5966.90939.00
8sandyrocketSean3–6924.92987.28
9JHENNYJohn3–6809.48880.36
10Cody’s Brussel SproutsCody2–7899.281092.38
11Silver AlertBrad2–7855.38988.66
12MurfstyleDakota2–7849.20931.62
The playoff race

Six places. Four weeks to go.

Conrad leads at 8–1, with Chris second at 7–2. Lars, Brennan and Jeremy are all 6–3, ordered by points. Caleb reclaims sixth at 5–4, one game ahead of Mitch. Sean and J-Henny are 3–6; Cody, Brad and Dakota are 2–7. Four regular-season games remain before the Week 14 playoffs.

Game 5 · Game of the Week

Kakaw Alert ! vs KLuv Thy Nabers

Mitch 4–5 · Caleb 5–4

Game of the Week: sixth meets seventh. A Mitch win makes both 5–5; Caleb can open a two-game cushion with four regular-season games remaining.

Yahoo projections: 108.20–73.67
Game 6

R.I.P. to the Bird vs Air Raid Lars

Chris 7–2 · John 6–3

Second meets third. Chris can protect his one-game advantage; Lars can pull level at 7–3 and bring his higher points total into the race.

Yahoo projections: 73.81–90.03

Caleb holds sixth by one win and 10.20 points over Mitch. Their Week 10 meeting can widen the gap or erase it. Six playoff teams; playoffs in Weeks 14–16.

The hardware · Glory at both ends

The stakes

First place gets engraved. Last place gets Eduardo. There is no anonymous finish in the ZHWFFL.

ZHWFFL League Champion trophy

The Championship Trophy

Your name joins the permanent record, you hold the football, and eleven other managers have to look at the evidence all offseason. Conrad enters Season 3 as defending champion.

Eduardo Aguilar Medal of Losers

The Eduardo Aguilar Medal of Losers

A full season of bad breaks, bad starts and increasingly creative excuses ends with the league’s most permanent and least-requested honor.

Earlier season receipts · Weeks 2 and 3

Week 2: Dakota led scoring with 133.32. Conrad survived sandyrocket 119.28–116.82. Cracker, Air Raid Lars and R.I.P. to the Bird were all 2–0.

Week 3: Air Raid Lars became the lone 3–0 team. Brennan led the week with 143.30, Mitch beat Dakota by 61.18, and Jeremy edged Conrad by 2.04 under the name SAQUON THESE NUTS.