Conrad back on top. Brad on the board.
Conrad retakes first with 140.38, Brad finds his first win, and Caleb survives by 0.80. Four teams are 4–1; Chris and Jeremy meet in the Week 6 Game of the Week.
This week’s pressure points.
Projection snapshot taken October 13. ZHWFFL lines are Yahoo projection differences rounded to the nearest half-point, for entertainment; they are not sportsbook odds.
Fennel Cake Mafia vs JHENNY
B-Dog has won three straight, but J-Henny is projected to spoil the streak. A host rivalry with real standings stakes.
Cracker of the league #CTESPN vs Kakaw Alert !
Conrad reclaimed first with the weekly high score. Mitch needs a bounce-back after his three-game winning streak ended.
Murfstyle vs Silver Alert
Brad finally broke through; Dakota just lost by 0.80. Both need a second win, and Yahoo gives Murfstyle the early edge.
Cody’s Brussel Sprouts vs Air Raid Lars
Cody scored 120.16 and still lost. Lars has dropped two straight after a 3–0 start. One losing streak ends here.
KLuv Thy Nabers vs sandyrocket
Caleb escaped by 0.80 for his second straight win. Sean is still winless, but the early projections give him a narrow opening.
R.I.P. to the Bird vs WARREN J REGULATORS
Two 4–1 contenders collide. Jeremy has won three straight; Chris has won two. The winner stays in the lead pack at 5–1.
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The title race is crowded.
Four teams sit at 4–1. Conrad leads Brennan by 13.00 season points, with Jeremy and Chris close behind in the win column. Mitch, Lars and Caleb are one win back at 3–2. Brad is off the winless list; Sean is still chasing his first. Week 6 pits Chris against Jeremy, so the lead pack will change again.
| Rank | Team / Owner | Record | PF |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Cracker of the league #CTESPNConrad | 4–1 | 629.60 |
| 2 | Fennel Cake MafiaBrennan | 4–1 | 616.60 |
| 3 | WARREN J REGULATORSJeremy | 4–1 | 550.62 |
| 4 | R.I.P. to the BirdChris | 4–1 | 513.32 |
| 5 | Kakaw Alert !Mitch | 3–2 | 582.54 |
| 6 | Air Raid LarsJohn | 3–2 | 548.60 |
| 7 | KLuv Thy NabersCaleb | 3–2 | 514.74 |
| 8 | JHENNYJohn | 2–3 | 490.10 |
| 9 | MurfstyleDakota | 1–4 | 532.76 |
| 10 | Cody’s Brussel SproutsCody | 1–4 | 529.24 |
| 11 | Silver AlertBrad | 1–4 | 464.52 |
| 12 | sandyrocketSean | 0–5 | 495.46 |
News worth the group chat.
Conrad retakes the throne
A league-best 140.38 puts the defending champion back in first. Cody scored 120.16, but drew the toughest opponent of the week.
Silver Alert: first win located
Brad beats J-Henny 109.50–95.32 to reach 1–4. The search for win No. 1 is over; next comes Dakota in a battle of 1–4 teams.
Caleb wins by a whisker
KLuv Thy Nabers survives Murfstyle 106.90–106.10. Just 0.80 separates a second straight win for Caleb from a third straight loss for Dakota.
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A new leader. A first win. A 0.80 escape.
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Fennel Cake Mafia vs Air Raid Lars
Brennan wins his third straight and stays at 4–1. Lars drops a second straight game after his unbeaten start.
JHENNY vs Silver Alert
Brad gets his first win of the season. J-Henny falls to 2–3 with a second consecutive loss.
Cracker of the league #CTESPN vs Cody’s Brussel Sprouts
Conrad claims the high score, the biggest winning margin (20.22), and first place. Cody’s 120.16 was not enough.
Murfstyle vs KLuv Thy Nabers
Caleb escapes by 0.80 in the closest finish of the week. Dakota falls to 1–4.
Kakaw Alert ! vs WARREN J REGULATORS
Jeremy takes his third straight win and moves to 4–1. Mitch’s three-game winning streak ends.
sandyrocket vs R.I.P. to the Bird
Chris wins again and joins the 4–1 pack. Sean remains winless despite scoring 111.16.
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Caleb’s Week 2 field report turns castles, churches and German scenery into fantasy-football scouting material. A separate feature from the weekly podcast.
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