Conrad back on top. Brad on the board.
Four teams sit at 4–1. Conrad leads Brennan by 13.00 season points, with Jeremy and Chris close behind in the win column. Mitch, Lars and Caleb are one win back at 3–2. Brad is off the winless list; Sean is still chasing his first. Week 6 pits Chris against Jeremy, so the lead pack will change again.
Conrad retakes the throne
A league-best 140.38 puts the defending champion back in first. Cody scored 120.16, but drew the toughest opponent of the week.
Silver Alert: first win located
Brad beats J-Henny 109.50–95.32 to reach 1–4. The search for win No. 1 is over; next comes Dakota in a battle of 1–4 teams.
Caleb wins by a whisker
KLuv Thy Nabers survives Murfstyle 106.90–106.10. Just 0.80 separates a second straight win for Caleb from a third straight loss for Dakota.
Week 5 finals
Completed Yahoo results checked October 13. Stat corrections may still apply through Thursday.
Fennel Cake Mafia vs Air Raid Lars
Brennan wins his third straight and stays at 4–1. Lars drops a second straight game after his unbeaten start.
JHENNY vs Silver Alert
Brad gets his first win of the season. J-Henny falls to 2–3 with a second consecutive loss.
Cracker of the league #CTESPN vs Cody’s Brussel Sprouts
Conrad claims the high score, the biggest winning margin (20.22), and first place. Cody’s 120.16 was not enough.
Murfstyle vs KLuv Thy Nabers
Caleb escapes by 0.80 in the closest finish of the week. Dakota falls to 1–4.
Kakaw Alert ! vs WARREN J REGULATORS
Jeremy takes his third straight win and moves to 4–1. Mitch’s three-game winning streak ends.
sandyrocket vs R.I.P. to the Bird
Chris wins again and joins the 4–1 pack. Sean remains winless despite scoring 111.16.
A 4–1 collision. A host showdown.
Yahoo projection snapshot: October 13. Lines use projected differences rounded to half a point, for entertainment.
Fennel Cake Mafia vs JHENNY
B-Dog has won three straight, but J-Henny is projected to spoil the streak. A host rivalry with real standings stakes.
Cracker of the league #CTESPN vs Kakaw Alert !
Conrad reclaimed first with the weekly high score. Mitch needs a bounce-back after his three-game winning streak ended.
Murfstyle vs Silver Alert
Brad finally broke through; Dakota just lost by 0.80. Both need a second win, and Yahoo gives Murfstyle the early edge.
Cody’s Brussel Sprouts vs Air Raid Lars
Cody scored 120.16 and still lost. Lars has dropped two straight after a 3–0 start. One losing streak ends here.
KLuv Thy Nabers vs sandyrocket
Caleb escaped by 0.80 for his second straight win. Sean is still winless, but the early projections give him a narrow opening.
R.I.P. to the Bird vs WARREN J REGULATORS
Two 4–1 contenders collide. Jeremy has won three straight; Chris has won two. The winner stays in the lead pack at 5–1.
League history & earlier receipts
September 30 · B-Dog lands Saquon
Fennel Cake Mafia acquired Saquon Barkley and Michael Pittman Jr. Jeremy’s then-team, SAQUON THESE NUTS, received Jaylen Warren and Adonai Mitchell. The original joke: he traded away the player his team was named after. That question now has an answer: WARREN J REGULATORS.
Week 3 recap · One unbeaten, one title fight
Air Raid Lars beat Silver Alert 94.26–81.26 to stand alone at 3–0. SAQUON THESE NUTS edged Cracker 114.68–112.64. Kakaw Alert ! crushed Murfstyle 136.04–74.86. Fennel Cake Mafia beat KLuv Thy Nabers 143.30–117.14; JHENNY beat R.I.P. to the Bird 86.32–67.64; Cody’s Brussel Sprouts beat sandyrocket 121.08–106.78.
The Week 4 preview then highlighted Conrad’s shot at the unbeaten Lars. That game is now complete and is shown in the current results above.
KLuv’s Korner · Week 2 Germany edition
Caleb’s travel feature stays separate from the regular podcast. Castles, churches and fantasy-football evidence—an international edition from the archive.